I always get a good laugh when my parents FOB out. Today for example:
me: dad what movie are you watching?
dad: a movie about the IRS.
me: (looking up at the TV) you mean the IRISH?
Then that reminded me of when we went to IHOP a couple months ago:
mom: i want some crap-pees
me: (looking at the menu) you mean CREPES?
gotta love my parents. hoping for many many more of these moments to share again.